WINKIE

i have many crazy perverted friends but the craziest most perverted one would have to be Winkie. Many questions have been asked about winkie like, is his name really winkie? why is he such a pervert? what does he do for a living? what does he look like?
and so it stands...i am here to answer these questions! muahahahaha

To start off with, winkie basically has 2 personalities. he is only in "winkie form" at night, during the day his real name is tony, and he is still abnormal in tony form but not as much as when he is being winkie. He got the name winkie because last year at school he winked ;) at me whilst i was walking to the water fountain...and when i told Jillian about it she proclaimed that his name should be winkie (not even thinking about how inappropriate it might sound.) So what does winkie do for a living? well, winkie has been known to work at the honeycomb factory, presucking honeycomb cereal for the "older people" in our society. he has also had many other jobs (most of which i cannot mention) what does winkie look like? winkie wears clown shoes, usually wears a cape, he always has a angry look on his face, he has bad posture and usually hunches over, he has curly reddish brown hair, his pants are usually worn up to his waist and we wont even get into his shirts (eh jillian) so that's about as much as i can tell you about winkie at this moment...i hope you enjoyed this blog!


p.s. i hate it when you throw things and they land about a foot in front of you, grrr.

p.s.s. my mom thinks winkie in his tony form is cute

*barfs* *falls in barf* *rolls in barf* *causes a ruckus*